My friend, this is a book excerpt. Earlier in the book we learn that Angel is from Atlantic City. Thank you for your attention to detail and passion re: geography. 

Joe Biden is not getting my primary vote if he runs.

“I made a serious mistake that I sincerely regret and I am truly sorry for my actions,” Baer wrote.

Love resistance bands! Even if you’re a dedicated gym goer, get yourself a set for home\travel. One thing I do is when I’m doing housework or laundry, I’ll set up to do a coupla three different exercises and do some sets between tasks. I look at it as a fun break to liven up the drudgery.

We lost a close friend last year very suddenly due to an undiagnosed heart issue. I wouldn’t wish that pain on anybody. It hasn’t even been a year yet, and it destroys me for at least a moment every day. I hope Clifford’s family and friends can find peace and comfort somehow.

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

Mexico: Sostenga mi cerveza

“She didn’t have a lot of talent, she was just kind of a horse. But she was my horse,” Bernstein said, adding, “and she had just been accepted at USC!”

Don’t forget, Deadspin’s greatest two way threat.

Yeah he’s not even frum here.

Extremely good dog.

Hell yeah.  Fuck Cancer.

And Whoppers Junior.

Totally missed the opportunity to rearrange the letters into ANAL TIN POT.

*garbled voice:

Man, Fresno would be so perfect for them. When I think Fresno, I think Raiders neck tattoo. They should move there and call off the move to Vegas to stay in a city that so perfectly encapsulates the team and its fans.

Grey hoodie guy knew he done fucked up and booked it.

welcome back

I was under the impression that if you self tampered, you’d go blind.

Don’t be a loud heckler.