Not wanting it to go to waste, I did a quarter ounce of cocaine, fucked my wife’s sister like I’ve always wanted to, called my boss and called him an old bald cocksucker, then burned my house down for fun.

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Harry Kane

White Power Forward

“You’re tall, what position do you play?”

Clean hit, and certainly not an elbow. Didn’t launch himself. Hit him shoulder to shoulder. Was already going for the hit while Orpik still had the puck and contact made a split second after the shot. Looked worse than it was because of the careening into the boards, but guys shouldn’t have to fight in response to…

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Sager honored his older children in the best way he knew how: by leaving them standing on the sidelines.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

I think all the Spanish-speakers knew that anything with Lavar printed on it was going to be a wash.

This is a really bad look for Sager, so I guess he really did die as he lived.

“Demenza senile,” as you could probably surmise, is Italian for senile dementia.

This actually reminds me of a funny jaguar joke:

I think you missed the real conspiracy theory, that Belichik traded Garoppolo to Brady’s childhood team out of spite to Brady. One last twist of the knife making Brady watch as Garoppolo goes on to great success with the team he grew up watching and likely always wanted to play for?

Damn, to the Mavs that must’ve felt like a punch to one of their four little stomachs.

As a Vikings fan:

“I didn’t get anyone killed because I didn’t discharge a weapon, and because...”

No.

Fuck you.

If you made that call, you are at fault, full stop.

It’s a fucking video game. Get your shit together and be a decent human being, or see yourself into the care of those who will prevent you from harming others over your tiny…

He erased his own legacy here

The point is that the centralized replay official keeps fucking up.

Then why was the league’s explanation based on his feet? The ball moving was never an issue. So you’re wrong. You’re getting confused with Week 15’s moronic definitions of the rules.

So basically: this will continue to be done in all games that don’t have playoff implications this week then promptly abandoned Week 1 of next season, right?