That far to inland? Nah. But Miami will be a man-made reef; the fish will mistake the Marlins homerun art for coral.

As a Seahawk fan I can assure you the NFL replacement refs were amazing.

As a Packer fan, I can guarentee you we were not thoroughly entertained by the NFL replacement refs.

A Player run league is not even remotely possible. I explain this to my friends every time the thought of a lockout comes up.

So when do the big FA's finally say fuck this and pull out of FIFA to start a breakaway federation? This is so far beyond stupid that at this point I blame the individual FA's more than I do FIFA for standing idly by while they know shit like this is happening on a regular basis.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

oh my god that would be incredible.

He's Mr. October and it's November 4th, so no.

It's funny that we're talking about jail time for child abuse and most people will read that headline and go "So what does that mean for him fantasy wise?"

I actually feel bad for the newspaper in all this. They're stuck in a catch-22. If they publish the article with the picture, they get cries out outrage and have their ethics questioned; however, if they publish it without any pictures, then their fan base would have no idea what the article was about.

The Auburn-Opelika News has done this before...

It's been 13 years, Keyshawn. I think it's time to let it go.

"Locker-room harmony."

Pretty please for a recipe?

Terrible way to lose. I feel for the Ole Miss fans and team