Welp, there goes my afternoon productivity.

It’s probably elsewhere in the greys, but I’ll say it again anyway:  fuck cancer.

This is in no way related to this article, but your Guinness auto-play video can go fuck itself off straight to hell.  

ANAL TON TIP was also acceptable.

This person has been to Fresno!

Thank God for this.  Those field goals weren’t going to kick themselves!

You all must be too young to have seen this.

I’d be for 3 more teams if it meant the moved to a pro/rel system, but that would mean 10 (7 now plus 3 imaginary) MLS level squads agreeing to the idea.  That’s not going to happen.

I’ve never seen that on the menu, but I will give it a shot!

Yeah, I just googled the terms of that lease.  They aren’t going anywhere.

Swedish meatballs FTW!!!

I live in LA.  I work in the San Gabriel Valley, about 15 miles northeast of LA.  I’ve been down here for 3.5 years.  Honest to God, I have yet to meet a Chargers fan, and I talk to a shit-ton of people.  Rams fans?  Definitely.  Raiders fans?  Everywhere.  But not a SINGLE Chargers fan.  You’d think somebody would…

A polite and thoughtful response?  Definitely not Simmons.

Hey UL, one my my unrequited crushes from my late teens is now one of my best friends on the planet some 30 years later. She is close with my wife and kids, as we are with her husband and kids. She and I are good humans who have surrounded ourselves with good humans and are hopefully raising little good humans.

She…

No.

You can’t advance a recovered free kick.  From the NFL rule book:

Gabe is batting 1.000, meaning he has at least one spelling or grammatical error in every post.

“...because they couldn’t pull off the two-point conversion they elected to go for instead of the game-tying field goal.”

I eagerly await the Chargers Super Bowl championship and the subsequent parade. I'm predicting 50-75 people in attendance. I'd go, but only if Philppe's is on the parade route, and if I can watch the parade from inside while eating my French dip.