Most sensible take on this I’ve seen. Fully agree on all points, including the ineptitude of the Kevin Friend. I can see missing the head stomp, but the elbow was about as egregious as they come.

You are raising your child properly. Carry on.

How about that shaft?!?

I mean, can you blame him?

Hi Katie!

Thank you for this Barry. For the record, from the intro I thought it was Burneko.

All this picture needs is Virgil.

Oh man, right in the Pelicans.

He’s not quite that demanding. He’s mastered the art of the guilt trip instead. It works with tennis balls, ham and bacon, which is his favorite thing in the whole wide world.

Dexter is a good kitty. Chief would be a bit bemused by Dexter, but would tolerate him. He does the same with his 19-year-old (yes, 19) feline sister Samantha.

June is a very good girl. And I’m willing to assume you have fantastic taste in music.

It’s so true that they kind of adopt us too.

Thank you!

He like to wrestle with his brothers. They happen to be human, but he still outweighs both of them.

Chief is fond of naps!

Thank you. Chief would say thank you, but he is busy eating the cat’s food.

Buster is a good boy.

Max is a good boy.

No snark. Proud owner of a rescue lab mix. This is Chief. I know it sounds trite, but he knows he was rescued and he is the best goddamn dog I have ever known. Pure heart. Please, if you are considering getting an animal, go to a shelter near you.

Ladies and gentlemen, your San Diego Raiders!