I totally agree with you on pretty much everything. Some of my colleagues are straight out of “mall cop” land - PD wannabes who are just cocksuckers. But I think a lot of cops fit that mold as well. I’m fortunate to work in an environment with everyone from the top down supports a more customer friendly approach…

Being in the parking ticket writing business, I can tell you that if you’re cool with me, you will probably get off with a warning. If you reek of dickness (and you most certainly do) I will absolutely cite you long and hard and with no lube. Show some humility and I’ll show you some back.

All bullshit? The hot dogs at the stadium are only 50% bullshit!

Needs more Yakety Sax.

You should see what they did in the restrooms.

Get the fries animal style. Melted cheese and their special sauce make them less ass. If you’re eating them plain, you have to add salt. They don’t salt them.

I’m 44. I’ve noticed that my age directly correlates to the distance I am from the restroom until I notice my fly is down. Am I the only one?

Douche before proven innocent before proven guilty!

I was going to say this is a big steaming turd of an article, but then I realized I’d be giving big steaming turds the short end of the stick. Instead, I shall compare this to a post Olive Garden runny shit that consumes half a roll of toilet paper during wipeage.

Game always recognize game.

As a Giants fan, I have been thoroughly impressed with Baez. He’s as smooth as they come at 2nd.

That’s a remnant from prior Kinja times, when stars didn’t exist and all you could get for your troubles was a “+1". The forefathers warned us of the stars.

Maybe he just likes the smell of all the bullshit he spews?

Why not both? Seriously - have a “YOUR NAME HERE Cup”for the full season points championship, and a playoff that you can run concurrently. Give something like a $10,000,000 bonus to the playoff winner, but the prestige of the Winston Cup (cause dammit, it’s still the Winston Cup) and a good chunk of money for that…

Delete your accou....

I fell in love with this crazy-ass sport as teenager when they showed it on ESPN all the damn time. Any tips on how to watch it now? (Too lazy to Google.)

They never made Odibe McDowell pay his water bill. Why should Tolbert pay this one?

...will be given an extra day of rest in peace...

He’s out with a hip.

“We see nothing wrong with this hit.” - applesauce manufacturers.