I’m 100% with you here. I’m not a big fan of his, but come on people. Stupid questions deserve eye rolls and mumbles at the very least!

Schiano men!

No, they were just avoiding stray turds rolling at them from every which way.

There are things you could do to get me to pay a ransom. Kidnapping my mother-in-law is not one of those things.

It gets better:

Finally, a story we can all get behind.

I was in a meeting following this on my phone, and definitely heard Yakety Sax in my head while watching the video. What a clusterfuck!

“I fainted right before the procedure and I was in [a hospital chair] and I was like, ‘How’d it go?’ and they were like, ‘We haven’t started yet,”’ he recalled.

And I thought it was just Enrico Palazzo.

Yes, but I do like that he’s being raked over the coals publicly over these last few weeks. I’m not sure he had ever been called out on his bullshit prior to this, and I’m glad he’s getting knocked down a few pegs.

I’d call him a douche bag, but he’s hasn't been that close to a vagina since he was born.

What I saw: a guy who is super passionate about his team/country and who desperately wanted to win the match. Honestly, it was really cool to see him like this. From the body language, it sure appears that he’s looked to as the leader out there.

Seconded by another Giants fan. This legitimately bummed me out. I’ve got a ton of respect for Kershaw.

Came for the kayfabe, left with the bukakke.

Once, on the I-5 in the middle of fucking nowhere, I made that exact sound.

I don’t disagree. I focused on Bradley because he’s the much ballyhooed midfielder who has, at times, really shone. I expect a midfielder of his repute to at least control possession, make intelligent passes and organize some sort of attack. Johnson as a defender should be feeding the ball to mid, or at worst looking…

Bradley turned the ball over so much he may as well have put on an Argentina jersey. He looked terrified out there.

The Cavaliers didn’t win this series by accident.

Red Sox world series, mainly happy for so many Sox fans to finally get one, and so Joe Buck would finally STFU about the curse.

Does Kevin Love take the title of goofy white dude dancing/rapping terribly at the parade this year?