They don't freak out if you do it in a reasonably clever manner like I did with my first born son Cheezun.

Well fuck, get mad if you want to brother.

"He asked me for a job."
"So what did you do?"
"I jobbed him."

Hey now, what about us poor suckers down in the southern hemisphere who are looking at 33 celsius (91 fahrenheit) on xmas day and are faced with working off their turkey plus cranberry sauce and xmas pud with custard down at the beach???!?!?

He actually looked (in the Budokan video for example) like a really young guy, just balding and with a moustache.

I heard Richie Blackmore sometimes lets him sleep in his dungeon.

Do tell.

At least that was a true story!

No no, you two - he has made objectionable statements therefore he is by definition a horrible person!

"Movies are about cunt and horses. Pardon me, Miss Casparry, but I said cunt and horses."

But still lame.

Remember that one time Gene Simmons was rude to Nathan Rabin? Nathan does.

Hey this is their best song.

Don't ask us, we don't know!

Plus that great song by Johnny Horton!

Pretty sure it's not - give it a try and see what happens!

Don't tell me there's an American version of 'Getting On?'

What you do is you get one of your kids (if they're small enough) to jump up and down in the bin to compact it.

Well keep it out the front then! Problem solved!!

Well *my* kids love it