I'm with you there, brother.

That's gotta be jelly cos jam don't shake like that.

Ian Svenonious's mom thinks he's cool too.

Must say I'm very tempted to change my user name to Spectacle Pig, or at least use it as the name of my post-rock-jazz-fusion jam band, and have logged in somehow under my Evel Knievel avatar to say so. Have a drink on me!

Bad Tempered Man doesn't need to use coherent sentences. His loud aggressive voice will do the trick.

Someone should let him out of jail so he can fuck them all.

Fuck you, don't tell me how to be a good parent!!! My son got a scholarship!!

Yes…I mean maybe.

What about his Invitation to Love?

Jim Jarmusch has a chin.

While the greatest trick the Australians ever pulled was to convince the world that Mel Gibson, Russell Crowe, Olivia Newton-John, AC-DC, the Bee Gees and Phar Lap were Australian.

Wasn't he?

I can't remember. Perhaps I was going to ask if you were taking the piss.

It's chowdah! Say it, frenchie!

Steven Tyler, maybe.

All Prince really meant to me was shoulder pads and hairspray

Not to be confused with 'Billy the Fish,' Fulchester United's semi-piscene goalkeeper.

I find this film, or these films, based on stories by a Known Racist, to be problematic.

Barbs…you didn't hear?

Hey, that sounds like me! Wait a minute… I remember you! You had curly hair and brought home grown apricots for the teacher (in season)!
Long time no see, Comedy Gold Jerry. Good to see you're still making the scene.