Rush?

Rick doing Eleanor Rigby with the Zoot back in the early 70's:

He was a genius lyricist

Correct. I'm a middle-aged father of 2 and my Faith No More had Chuck Mosley as the singer and released one ok and one brilliant album

Two words: BRAIN SALAD SURGERY

What are you, Donald Fagen? Deluxe remastering of old punk rock records?
Copy the scratchy old vinyl onto one of your dad's Beatles cassettes, put the cassette into a beat up walkman, plug the walkman into your PC, copy the music, convert it to low bitrate mp3s and load it onto your 2 gb ipod nano, plug that into a JVC…

Ditto Susanna Hoffs.

You should always be impressed by everything Ace Frehley says.

That's clutching at straws.

Zeppo maybe, Groucho never.

Go on, do one for rape!

If Henry Blake ain't on it, it ain't MASH, son.

One of those round ones yes, but not the more complicated horizontal ones.

I had the 3 Kiss-style solo EPs on vinyl. Dale's was the best by a mile.

Infamy!
Infamy!
They've all got it in for me!

What about Anthony Powell?

Ahem - a wedding IS in fact 'her day', to be endured by the patient hubby. I took speed and got plastered at mine.

Not even the Sly & the Family Stone one?