His speech wasn’t perfect, he messed up the MLK quote about the moral arc of the universe, and, like Pelosi, he just sounds kind of old...

Dear Whypeepo,

For all of you too young to know or remember: On April 4, 1968, Bobby Kennedy, candidate for president of the United States, delivered an improvised speech in Indianapolis just hours after the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Despite fears of riots and concerns for his safety, Kennedy went ahead with plans…

“I’m just not political” is the biggest privilege flex of all. 

This entire website has been downright bizarre and offensive with what’s going on right now. I am just dumbfounded by all of this.

As an American, I’m outraged. As a white woman, I’m embarrassed. As a responsible dog owner who has had numerous unpleasant encountered with offleash dogs and their scofflaw owners while I am walking mine, I’m pissed. Amy Cooper, WTF is wrong with you? (Rhetorical question.)

I’m not sure how me using a woman’s name to insult other women is sexist. I’m not obligated to support other women writ large, especially not when they do stupid fucking shit. I’ll take Karen any day to describe someone that’s actually being an asshole over being subjected to listening to people use “bitch” or “cunt”…

This incident perfectly encapsulates why I was never comfortable with the idea of #BelieveWomen and always got into heated debates in the comments regarding the notion that “women don’t lie about these things.” From the Scottsboro Boys to Rosewood, FL to Black Wallstreet in Tulsa, OK to Emmitt Till, White American…

“Never having struggled, never having been dishonest, and never having spoken positively of an alleged abuser.”

After a certain age, all men want is a nurse or a purse.

Wanna know my 100% tried-and-true, surefire, guaranteed way to fit your fat ass into a wedding dress?

I don’t need her to be a leftist dream, I need her to be better than Mitch. It’s a pretty low bar. Campaigning in a way that talks to voters she needs to win over, conservatives who have probably voted red their whole lives (or voted southern democrat when that was still a thing) is smart. 

I had no idea she was this qualified to be President.

I am a Warriors superfan and I say fuck this guy. He should be banned for life and forced to sell his interest in the team. What a complete piece of shit.

Yeah, but the catholics are among the worst: sexual abusers, hoarders of wealth, encouraging and even insisting that their converts produce far more children than they can possibly support, oppressors of women and minorities, my God, the list goes on and on.

Let’s compare apples to apples, shall we, since I am simply speaking of age.

If this is not the corner of Faux Woke and Male Privilege, I don’t know what is.

Losing your dad to cancer 9 months ago, and having the most powerful man in the world publicly shitting on him daily must be absolutely awful. I don’t know how she doesn’t lose her shit and break down crying on that show every day.

I telephoned a mentor of mine, who is now long-retired and in his 80s. Today is his birthday, and I was so overwhelmed by how thrilled he was to hear from me that I’ve resolved to check in with him more regularly.

Last year’s loss was excruciating but excusable. They were missing Chris Paul and it was possible to look at 0-27 as some cosmic anomaly. Sometimes, sports is cruel.