OH! OH! ME! ME! Can I tell my Shirley Temple story? Of course, I’ve totally screwed up the punchline just by the subject, but here goes: 8 or so years ago, maybe 10, I was in the local market in Woodside, CA. I grew up in the area and I am in my 50s, so I’ve met a lot of people and I am pretty terrible with facial…

Isn’t it interesting that some sports journalist object to having to “deal” with Riley Curry, but they have no problem conducting post-game interviews with perpetrators of domestic violence, animal abusers, accused rapists and murders, not to mention cheating steroid users. Wow, people. Get your priorities straight.

You must be a right thinking person, hence the Go Warriors. Oh hell yes. So I know you can handle the gym thing appropriately. It’s not whether or not you look — everyone does — it’s how. Head nod, communicate they are looking good. No leering or staring. You got this.

Thank you, but I still feel guilty for being silent for so long.

Yes. Thank you for this. A fourteen-year-old knows what he is doing. And he gets better at it.

So much yes to you.

OK, I concede the specified era was a bit shaky.

Hey, hey, hey, now, don’t be dissing Neil. I’d take “Ohio” over this Prince song any day (and I like Prince). I need to feel the outrage.

Momma Mia will turn 100 years old this December. She had me when she in her 40s. She has a 9th grade education, having dropped out of school to help support her family. She worked all her life and eventually started her own business, which she ran out of our kitchen. She was very successful. One morning, she decided…

When I was 17 I had plenty of parental supervision, worked and went to school, got accepted (and graduated) from one of the best universities in the country and sometimes I got high as fuck. BECAUSE I WAS 17!

“I’ll Be Seeing You” — the Billie Holliday version is my fave, but the James Darren version is more upbeat. We played it at my aunt’s funeral. It was her requested tune and it was perfect.

Not for regular Mass, but for special Masses like weddings and funerals.

YES!! That’s exactly what I’ve always thought.

I seriously love this man, but when will his attitudes and opinions trickle down to his “leaders” at parishes and dioceses around the US? In San Francisco, one pastor has banned girls from altar service.

My sister was an addict, and I can tell you that her evil, manipulative, sociopathic behavior pushed me to a place I never thought I could go and have never gone since. She died of a drug overdose 10 years ago, after I cut her out of my life. I have a hard time watching RHOBH because it’s like pressing rewind. I have…

Pretty much.

I went to college with John Elway. He IS a complete ass.

Raised on Robbery. Free Man in Paris. Troubled Child. The whole Court & Spark album. Yes, album. Those big disc-y things.

I got married in 1985. The hair was big, and the dresses were bigger. Think Princess Diana. Yikes. Anyway, my voluminous dress had an equally voluminous slip. Around the bottom of the slip were several strips of lace. You would think, considering how expensive the damn thing was, that it would be well made. You…

I met Justin Timberlake by chance many years ago at the Levi's store in San Francisco. He was dating Britney Spears then. I think she was in SF with him, but holed up in their hotel. Anyway, I had a lunch meeting but stopped at the store for a quick look, overstayed my shopping schedule, and was rushing to get out of…