You want to make David Lynch laugh? Have an expectation. Or read him a Dave Barry book.

Here's another great solo acoustic performance by Harry Dean Stanton:

What's a good young adult series that you'd recommend?

His assistant died in an ATV accident last Spring because he was drinking, so it's really off-putting to see Kid Rock glamorizing that sort of thing here. In addition to the pregnant woman smoking. Kid Rock music makes me feel terrible and hopeless.

WOODY ALLEN INNOCENT !!!!!!!!

No, it was sent for her Best Actress nomination in 2015. Reese Witherspoon won her Oscar in 2006. A simple time before puns and empty gestures.

This is like seeing the world through James Woods' eyes. Except less coked out.

Alicia Keys - Tears Always Win
When in Rome - The Promise
Little Village - Take Another Look
Beck - Lost Cause
Camera Obscura - Alaska
Sonny & Cher - It's the Little Things
Jessica Lea Mayfield - Our Hearts Are Wrong
Pedro the Lion - Discretion
Dawes - How Far We've Come
Rosetta Hightower - Remember Me
Nice as Fuck - Cookie Lips
…

Boatin' 'n' Gloatin', the show where braggarts boast about their big, beautiful boats.

It sounds like your sister-in-law might have some loose screws.

Sounds like they'd make for a good 70s-style Saturday morning cartoon.

Heads Up was one of my favorite albums last year.

Yeah, maybe when I was 12 I would have wanted that.

Um…my cat's breath smells like cat food?

I went to see Notting Hill in the theater on a whim when I was 11 and I really enjoyed it. I think it might have been the first time I watched a romantic comedy.

The Beatles - Long, Long, Long
Houndmouth - Darlin'
Sonny & Cher - A Cowboy's Work is Never Done
Lucius - Born Again Teen
Laura Viers - Say Darlin' Say
Modest Mouse - People as Places as People
Norah Jones - It's Gonna Be
The Elected - Greetings as Braille
Tame Impala - Solitude is Bliss
Band of Horses - The Great Salt Lake
Reme…

Meh…I'll wait to hear about it from a traveling blind bard.

That just means he has a crush on her.

Why don't you take a seat right over there for me. Try a fresh-baked cherry-cola Oreo.

I really like "Tony."