*Thumb separation illusion*

N-never judge a book by its evocative backdrop.

The AV Club doesn't want to get stabbed for reviewing the album too early.

I remember when Tyler offered up his hard dick to Tegan and Sara.

They've moved on to Snap-your-neck-chat.

I have tickets to see him in July, but I don't know why I want to go. I really don't.

But not the pop star ambitions of JoJo.

A steaming hot bowl of Franco-American canned pasta!

Paddington Bear was an instant classic and I can't wait for the sequel.

I hope Smoky comes back in season 3.

I'm a 29-year-old man.

It came to my local art house theater almost 2 months ago.

I bought the minion bubble bath that smells like bananas. Best jungle bath I ever had!

Another uncomfortable dinner party film released this year is The Dinner.

Beauty and the Beast

*Chris Hansen abruptly stops, shakes his head, and runs back inside to retrieve a plate of fresh-baked cookies*

I haven't been able to project at all since I started this new medication.

Do you watch Wizards of Waverly Place?

Anybody want my other two album downloads?

No matter what It'd be an odd film if he were directing the Even Stevens reboot.