I'm coming up to four years since I've stopped smoking next week. I think all ashtrays should be thrown through their respective walls.

They were covering "Cupid's Chokehold" by Gym Class Heroes.

She's basically an aesthetically-pleasing Cousin Oliver.

Is Archie intelligent enough to suffer? I don't think he is. That's part of his charm.

When you try hard, that's when you die hard.

Maybe. I'm almost certain there was a hamburger cake with sesame seeds and everything.

I like drunk Archie. I ship Archie and beer.

Was it supposed to look like a hamburger?

Maybe Archie just always sleeps on the floor on his "Archie-size" dog bed.

My dad?

I can't see him doing that for a whole month. Maybe a week or two before he decides he's finnish.

I like spreading grape jelly on my waffles.

What do you like to put jelly on?

The best promo they did was for a six-song mix CD you could make from CDnow.com and then wait for it to be mailed out to you. This was in early 2000. I remember I was 9 and chose Spice Girls and Aaron Carter songs.

Pizza Chains Ranking:

If I know anything about teenage boys, then his next video will be about how Emma Stone is a "crazy bitch."

Good head.

Thank you!

nah.

Does anyone know what song Val was listening to on her headphones?