Ryan Gosling is just a less emotive Nicolas Cage. Give the Oscar to Denzel!

I don't have Showtime so I've been wondering when/if I'll get to see how this turns out.

Fresh Prints? Was that the short-lived procedural spin-off of The Fresh Prince with Will Smith as a hip-hop forensic detective?

But it's what the kids want! They want to see the adults acting cuh'razy!

I don't. But I am somewhat familiar with Practical Magic.

For some tragic souls, death is the nice bath at the end of a long day.

I didn't mean that, but I think I misread the person's second paragraph.

America is a nation that forgives.

No, I wasn't making any comparison at all.

Mike Tyson didn't skate free though. He was convicted and served a prison sentence.

Alan Rickman dead though.

and that frozen dessert treats are ice cream. And he called minesweeper a video game.

How about being locking the door when we leave home for the evening? Thank u, Alanis!

That's one of my top 10 favorites and I'm a socialist snowflake. Your Truth Status is: 5%.

Not if you're high on Korova it's not.

The longer you wait, the more likely it is you'll run into the Hamburglar.

The Grammys discontinued the Best Pop Double Decuple Hendecuple category last year.

they kind of remind me of 1,000 Clowns: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

She said a swear and now I have to explain to my 5-year-old son why the audio cut out for 3 seconds.

They should give out a Grammy for Best Record Studio Janitor every year and have Kris Kristofferson give it out.