I'm not sure if it's racist or not, but I don't think the same joke would ever have been made about a white celebrity kid.

That's what I love about my gay colleagues, man. I keep getting older and they stay the same age.

If that girl is Shania Twain then this won't mean shit to her.

Owls will replace cats.

Take acid too!

If you have a bad smell in your nostrils then snort some baking soda definitely but snort some coke since you're already there.

vanilla is just what you use to cut too pure ice cream flavors. Eating only vanilla is like going to a party and only snorting baking soda.

I just finished Dear Mr. Henshaw. Has anyone here ever written a letter to a real live author?

I love The Big Chill and The Big Chill soundtrack.

Barney and Betty Hill are American liars who told a lie.

Do you really think that Trump will purposely destroy the economy?

Wrong!

Go watch you some Unbreakable.

"Question a man's judgement, not his motive - Majority Leader Mike Mansfield"
- Joe Biden

I heard that Bob Dylan once proposed marriage to Mavis Beacon.

Spike Lee sadly tweets Trump's home address…1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

You need to ask for it, but some stores do not carry it. I've found it consistently though in states through the South.

This looked like something Garfield would do not a professional dog trainer.

His primary motivation seems to be throwing the best pool parties

I'm a misguided millennial and I trust who ever sounds the smartest or angriest, which I have trouble differentiating between.