That's an Obama deep cut.

Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't go see it!

We need to come up with a new plan! We've spent the last decade putting food coloring in a jar of foot cream and telling him it's for his face. Now he's the President of the United States and all we've done is make his face orange and smell like a foot!

My family is pretty conservative so we're only allowed to use "sucks" to refer to Trump opponents.

But that should have been saved for the 30th anniversary special for Suddenly Susan.

"No Guilt" The Waitresses

Meryl Streep would be the only worthy addition to Mount Rushmore. She is National Treasure.

Cow milk is for calves and was never intended for human consumption!

100 % Classic Tom Petty album.

The McConaissance has officially ended. We are now in the age of the Miles Tellerlightenment.

Colin Powell tried to warn us about the celebrification of our society in his leaked e-mails but we didn't listen.

I don't want to be on the wrong side of this fight so I guess I'll go buy me a Jarvis.

Doing the traditional Yakestonisian greeting on an airplane will put you on the no-fly list

1. Fantastic Mr. Fox
2. The Darjeeling Limited
3. Bottle Rocket
4. The Royal Tenenbaums
5. The Grand Budapest Hotel
6. Rushmore
7. Moonrise Kingdom
8. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Fantastic Mr. Fox is my most favorite….but i'm…. *waves hands around head* different.

Just like The Lobster, The Witch, The Fits and Louder Than Bombs, also are!

Truth Status: Off the charts!

I'll never forget where I was when I found out that Helen Mirren, Keira Knightley, and Jacob Latimore were not actually the personifications of death, love, and time, respectively.

Dec. 13: A ton of classic Late Night With Conan O’Brien episodes are now on YouTube!

ya'll bunch of morons playing that pokemon go