Anyone who thought that the omission of Pokémon from the base game was for any reason other than to SELL THEM back to players as DLC, is an idiot.

On sale for 66% off? What company do you think this is, anybody but Nintendo? It’ll never be cheaper than $25.

> You’d prefer they held release back another half year to make the biggest game in the series even bigger?

Gamefreak pulling a last decade Capcom (or recent EA).

WOW. I didn’t think they’d actually do this: add the additional species as paid DLC. Oof.

200 more Pokemon being added in a $30 expansion pass.

They took them out, to resell them to us.

What a time to be alive.

Translation: “Heres the rest of the game we left out, pay up chumps.”

Hey look at that. He managed to do it without screwing over the fans that were already paying and supporting the game and then pulling the rug from under them(ooblets), he didn’t resort to calling the people supporting his game a bunch of petty labels(ooblets), and then didn’t tell his fans who can’t even pay for…

“honestly the biggest reason we didn’t do a kickstarter is we didn’t want to deal with entitled baby gamers holding even more power over us.”

Seriously. Harassment isn’t the answer but the initial announcement of the EGS exclusivity was soooo bad. So bad that just reading it, I knew they were about to get pummeled worse than the other EGS exclusives.

They took the Epic exclusivity bribe, they get the online yelling.

No mention of this?

You’re really brushing off the level of snark in their announcement, and failing to mention how they addressed concerns about availability of their game in different countries with currencies not accepted by Epic’s storefront with a “you’re not entitled to our game” bitchy and not at all joking response (which sort of…

Fine. But I’m not going to pretend that joke was beneath me. I chuckled then, and watching it again, I chuckled now.

But jive talking crows remain perfectly acceptable.  

Disney removes scene of villain doing something questionable.

Thank heavens society has finally been protected.

OH MY GOD DISNEY THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

Chill, child.

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