Either nobody at DIC actually got to the end of the game, or a suit figured they’d only be able to sell ads/toys by turning “Samus Aran” into “Jake Spaceman”.

Literally everyone but Sony:

Here’s hoping this guy is actually allowed to get a game out the door with another company. While I feel a lot of the Baba produced Tales games did not make great Tales games, it wasn’t because they were bad games.

I want this even if just as a symbol of my youth. I will always remember Samurai Pizza Cats, not only because of the wacky western version of the show, but because my love for it initiated my first foray into online chat - a Samurai Pizza Cats IRC channel. Those were the good old days.

Came here for this, was not disappointed.

Could be, but she makes a clear distinction between the two later on, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

In 1985’s Super Mario Bros, Mario rescues a damsel in every single castle before finally reaching the princess at the end of the game.

Surely I’m not the only one disturbed by that design?

Yeah just by how matter-of-factly it’s stated I assume he didn’t actually mean it the way he phrased it, as it implies he doesn’t quite trust himself *not* to cheat on them, which is why I said it was unfortunate. My guess is he meant to say it’s something he would never do. :)

Oh yeah I hadn’t even thought of the fact it might be a translation. Good point.

He *hopes* to never cheat on his family or girlfriend? That phrasing is... unfortunate.

The nod of his opponent when he throws his controller absolutely makes that gif

I’d be excited for this if they hadn’t botched and then shut down Tales of the Rays’ western release.

As a Tales fan who only ever got to play the 360 version, it’s actually Bandai Namco who failed *me*, until next January.

Was immediately going to take to the comments to point out this (frankly inexcusable) error if somebody hadn’t. I mean, what?

And here I was expecting to see every trick I’ve known about for years - instead, there were some I hadn’t known about. Bravo! Your Google-fu is officially better than mine.

Cease and Desist in 3... 2... 1...

Breath of Fire is that you?

My advice is: Do what you can. Just increasing your exercise by what you can. If you haven’t been exercising, exercise a little. If you have been exercising, try increasing the intensity of that exercise a bit more. Also cut back on how much you eat for your meals, and try to cut out snacking as much as possible or…

Me too