Valve need to hire someone, any decent web agency, whatever... take all the decent features other people have made as interfaces to Steam, and use them in some way that’s better than this.

It seems really difficult to tell which side is “up”....

That was exactly my thought, haha!

I never played a Dark Souls game. I played Demon’s Souls for a bit, didn’t like the overwhelming misery of the scenario so I stopped playing it.

This is the best tie-in they’ve announced in ages.

I dunno, I know there are many, many different kinds of boobs in real life, but when you watched the video, could you say there were a pair that acted just like that? These just seem like liquid-filled balloons. Anyway.

Busty Heart is more on a “Dragon’s Crown” level rather than “Dead Or Alive”. She’s more “2-seater sofa” than “wrist rest”. XD

The idealistic boobs of Japanese game developers are so different from actual boobs.

So much talent wiped out this year. It’s just horrible.

Crunch is a last resort. It’s a night of fixing live bugs, or the result of an oversight, or failure of management. It happens. It’s ok.

Since it’s full of spoilers, I didn’t read the rest of the article, but “so messed up it’s hard to keep playing” is what I expect from a Nitro+ VN, and is part of why their stuff stands out.

Paper Jam sounds like the worst kind of jam to eat. Do you spread it on toast? Even worse if it contains moustaches. What terrible food!

Oh no, poor Nobuyo Oyama! I remember her videos of incredible Arkanoid mastery fondly. She can finish the arcade game in one credit, you know.

1. Playing the other 2 games does not help. At the beginning of every FF13 game they pretty much destroy the universe and start it again, but with the same annoying characters (some of which have different personalities).

I wonder if it was inspired by Lightning’s moogle costume.

I only clicked through on this article because I mistook the fellow on the image for “Haven’t You Heard? I’m Sakamoto” for Bayonetta in her 2nd game. Oops, haha.

Infrastructure / security - bollocks to that. You’ve been brainwashed.

BTW the most expensive thing in my games collection is a pinball table. It cost me £2600. I know a man who bought 2 Titans because he’s reaaaaaaallly into Elite Dangerous in VR.

The backgrounds on this game are magnificent!

That’s.... a really boring Easter Egg in a really interesting game. Well done.