This is perfect. Now I hope you take a long hard look at your life and are very sorry!

Come on, you’re ragging on him for that when there are other articles on here talking about VR headsets and PCs with the graphics cards to be able to use them as though they grew on trees!

I’m one of those people who’s bought multiple 3DSes and I just can’t understand why Nintendo discourages me from buying more of them.

It was kind of normal in those days. Games magazines were pretty much the same as “lads mags”. Everything was written to a fictional over-masculine stereotype which was just embarrassing to all. Not just the adverts, but the articles, the interviews, everything.

You have to bear in mind that there wasn’t a nice easy way to shout at the entire world, at the time.

Well they’ve got over 23000 people to voluntarily watch an advert so far, so I guess it’s working.

Didn’t you do basic maths at primary school?

You take 4 hours off every day of your life, that’s like a sixth of your life...

I was going to upvote you, but tbh SMT suits handheld so damn well that I can’t.

Derp! I meant N64 controllers, really I did!

Important question: Are the ports at the front connected up?

He must never beat the ghost, or his grandfather will be gone forever.

I might get some.... when there’s a cheap Chinese version available on ebay, 100 for $3 or something. They do actually seem useful!

For $5000, you’d think it would look.... better? I mean, it’s not quite as ugly as the US NES, but it doesn’t actually have a cool design like, for example a PS4.

This is the best, hahahaha!

I think the karaage selfie hat may be a Rintaro Okabe Future Gadget.

Thank you for the heads up that Perturbator is making a new album!

Kojima wanted an actor that can actually act like a normal non-voice actor, you know - physically. Snake doesn’t talk much in MGS 5, it’s all about the mocap facial expressions and so on, not the voice.

Oh yeah, combat ignorance with ignorance. The tradition is specifically Japanese Buddhist.

You know, I’ve been thinking for a while - there’s normally one large container near the shop till, a bit like a vase, with multiple packs of disposable chopsticks sticking out of the top of it, so that customers can pick up a new clean pair any time they want, and that resembles a funeral insense thingy a lot more…