I try not to, but I can’t help but feel like I’ve failed at cooking when someone decides to smother something I’ve made in condiments, even before tasting it.

That are they thinking - closing them now - when this is one of the main big-name games they were going to use to sell the PS VR.

Do people really spend that much on kitchen knives? They’re nice, but you’re going to wear away the nice etching if you actually use them, especially if they need regular sharpening!

Haha, that was the first episode I ever watched, I just stumbled upon it on TV one day, and it made me want to seek out the rest of the series.

Ok, you need to disassemble a human in order to know where all the particles go in recreating them wherever it is they are “teleporting” to, so the process is destructive. That’s ok, it’s what I thought.

Oh, ok, she has a sense of humour but it’s mainly in being cruel to you. :( Boo, spousal abuse. :(

I felt like the first 3DS game was best in terms of story and introducing the characters, then Shinovi Versus. Especially on the Hebijo route in the first 3DS game.

You don’t know, maybe they went through school with their teachers yelling “stop scribbling genitalia on everything! Study more! You’ll never get a job drawing genitalia all day!” and now they’re like “haha, my dear teacher, you knew nothing of what people really want in this world!”

1) Run some other game you want to pretend you’re playing

Just got the game in the post this morning. Postman gives me a smirk before wandering off.

Bubble Bobble. The best times, with my brother.

What with ISIS blowing up ancient historical this and that on the news every day, I’m all for unauthorised 3D scans of ancient relics, by any method possible!

Or, make a new game that looks like some old game that had a cult following, but make it lots better.

Oh, that could have been hilarious.

Well, they used the name Cthulu in the anime as the collective name for the enemy aliens, but how well any of it matches up to actual Cthulu, I do not know.

The legendary film, anime and tokusatsu composer Watanabe Michiaki (aka Watanabe Chuumei) has his 90th birthday this year, and the shops are trying to sell me all kinds of box sets of his work for all the money in the world. I wish they’d spread it out over more years, so I could buy them all.

It does look like they deliberately made her hold the headset in her hands rather than use the band to wear it on her head *just so her hands were ready to throw it on the ground*.

Except that it’s the Asian versions that have the English subs, not the Japanese versions!

It works, because he plays an arrogant, self-centred arse that his co-stars can’t stand. :)

You know, in several years (decades?) when he finally does pass away, this very article is going to be the #1 page hoaxing people.