I have two tuxies. Harpo, in addition to bringing me bottle caps, also brings me the mail, fridge magnets, and socks, which is why there is an entire playlist devoted to his thievery. He used to bring me comics, which are on the bottom bookshelf, but I did not appreciate the teeth marks. So I tucked loose sheets of…

It’ll be a coupon for five bucks off the purchase of a $1000 iPhone.

I suppose their Roomba is pushing the “I’m still watching” button?

If Netflix knows what I’m watching all the time, then why does it have to keep asking me if I’m still watching?

The velociraptor miraculously saves him somehow. My god, it’s like you’ve never seen a movie before.

I’m gonna take this one step further and say that Pratt turns into some sort of dinosaur à la the Hulk. Then the movie really gets going.

they needed to end the trailer on a cliffhanger so people would watch the movie.

He jumps into a lead-lined refrigerator at the last second before the blast. He’s fine.

While everybody else is pretending to be too cool for school, you and I will be enjoying dinosaurs (again) on a big screen.

“One thing none of those shows has is the narcissism of Seth MacFarlane. As long as he remains in front of the camera the show will never be more than mediocre, for me”

I love the implication that Isaac considers Gordon an inferior being on the lines of a pet.

I liked the idea that John expressed, namely, that not everyone wants to live to the maxiumum of whatever potential he or she might have. Clearly he understands that the point of life is not to attain the highest office possible; rather, the point of life is to be content.

This is why Riker is my favourite character in…

Gordon is the bridge cat, now.

I’m expecting to see the bridge cat going forward.

Yes, but that’s over 50+ years of comic stories. If you do the math, Spidey wears his normal spandex outfit in probably over 95% of his stories.

Funny, Spidey has gotten by in the comics wearing just spandex for ~50 years.

I remember the synths in Ragnarok being memorable, but not the actual melodies they played.

Dude, the trailer totally spoils the end of the Black Panther movie. Now I know he wins.

This looks great ... except for the awful Spider-Man outfit. Why does everyone need to have armor? The Iron Man special features were the worst part of Homecoming. Just use the ASM2 costume.

I can’t believe Paramount wouldn’t let Chris Evans shave for this!