I don’t know how People could have left King of the Hill out of Brittany Murphy’s best-knowns. Luanne was some of her best work.

Wow! That number is way higher than I imaged it would be.

Wow! That number is way higher than I imaged it would be.

I thought the difference between wax & parchment paper was that wax paper is coated in wax, and parchment paper is treated with silicone?

This would have been a lot more interesting if you included the quantity of each item you referred!

This would have been a lot more interesting if you included the quantity of each item you referred!

It’s been 12 or 13 years since I heard most of the Local Jared Gossip (it was a college town) but I’m guessing he basically had a paper burrito filled with limp iceberg lettuce and various other pre-processed bagged vegetables. You too can lose weight on only 250 calories a day!

One of my classes in school was across from the Jared Subway. It was in an old 2 story apartment building, and his apartment was a few doors down from that Subway, so he never actually exercised. He also only ate veggie subs (without bread supposedly) to lose all that weight. He just starved himself thin. But Subway…

I want to mount my old tablets to the wall for info screens (weather at a glance, upcoming calendar events, etc) but I’ve never been able to find a solution that looks good and doesn’t require lots of interaction/input.

This innovation is unprecented! A vending machine that can deduce that a sorority house may want to buy tampons! I don’t know how they were able to deal with their monthlies before these algorithms.

For some reason my only childhood memory of the Punky Brewster TV show was when she was playing hide and seek and one of her friends hid in an old fridge and got stuck in it. CPR saved the day! I felt I had to share this.

Huwicane Oima’s comin!

This story (along with the news that Radiohead’s lawsuit against Livenation for the 2012 toronto stage collapse that killed a man was stayed because prosecutors had taken too long to bring the case to court) brought this to my mind:

I have a feeling the added bonus of not having copy editors is that it gets us to engage with the post to argue pointlessly, which nets them more journalismpoints. let’s see if this edit actually sticks and doesn’t revert.

Thank you for listing out my unsaid and untyped decrees. Please get out of my notebook.

Muting a whole thread so you can hide posts complaining of grammar and misunderstood phrasing would be nice, too. That way one can avoid the ensuing circle jerk.

I ‘pologize for trying to prevent your passionate pleas.

Maybe the button doesn’t have to delete your account. It could be a useful addition if one notices an error in an article, and it could prevent one from going on and on about it. You could have said “Whitney, it’s ‘all of A sudden.’” But you chose to add a bunch of crap afterwards to make yourself feel more important.

They should add a button next to “Reply” on all articles that says “Hey! I found something that you typed incorrectly!” And you can click on it to submit your very worthwhile complaints about spelling and grammar.

It didn’t seem to work for me, or I did it wrong. Maybe i didn’t have enough of a comment history. I used to comment anonymously, and maybe that was my downfall.

weird, doesn’t look like it. it just opens/closes a blank page after i try to claim through disqus.

Not sure if this worked, but I guess this is one way to find out