I swear, it’s like someone gave Spider Jerusalem Bruce Almighty powers.

He should have just used this.

Glad to hear he took some joy away from that set.

Certainly didn’t bring any into it.

Go-Bots kneel during the anthem.

But all of those are semi-competent. Starscream is a significantly better fit. All boast, no actual accomplishments.

Make Autobots Great Again

To be clear, they’re cracking down on the ONLY side that’s a inherently violent movement that so far has gotten a woman run down and killed by a car, a pizza place attacked with an assault rifle, a church full of black worshippers slaughtered, and that proudly, be it in coded semantics, bills themselves as the new…

I always get misty eyes when Michael goes to Pam’s art show. Michael is so awful but in that moment, your heart breaks. “There’s my car! Wow, that’s our building!”

“...while incentivizing job growth within —”

“Again, sorry Mr. Speaker, but just for copy editing purposes, when you say ‘Cut Cut Cut Act,’ should that be with hyphens or without?”

We don’t know who struck first, us or them, but we know that it was us that scorched the pie.

Seriously? No onion rings? Come on.

I really don’t get get why people like dead orbit. Not only are they edgelord goth shitheads they are the faction that wants to just run away into space. They are space pussies.

I believe my Xbox 360 was a Transformers tie-in. It turned into a brick.

Anyone who associates with the floor shitter can get fucked with my shoe.

I think this is the reaction of these GOP congressmen

So glad at least five other people remember Bravestarr! You'd think an obscure 80's sci-if property with a Native American protagonist would be ripe for a remake.