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Ok, we’ve got a 3.2 meter gap. I’ve calculated our probability of a successful jump at 33.33 percent, repeating of course.

Metal Gear Survive

Leave it to the media FLACs to get it wrong.

and hear i thought they were touting their service and quality as lossless.

Jesus fuck. This is the longest SNL cold open ever.

#glassesoutforbarb

There are certain...genres of video that aren’t on Youtube.

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

Sending out dick-picks via Snapchat is a risky move. All it takes is a little slip of the finger and you’ve accidentally sent it to an unintended target, and then that’s it, brother. I was with a group of friends last year when one of the girls got a snapchat from her brother and it was his dick. She started screaming

Well; call me; crazy; but, I, internet commenter, and, man, did not; know that; legal documents; required such; copious; punctuation

Totally get that. It’s a fresh photoshoot. But even something as little as the costuming. The clasps on Roland’s vest look like he just bought it off the rack. I dunno, we’ll see. I really hope they make it great. I sounds like they’re putting together a fresh story for the film, and it’s not following the books, so I

White privilege

non-phone movie disruption story: went to see The Return of the King all those years ago and sat next to an older midwestern auntie-type who loudly sighed “Oh geez.” after every. damn. thing.

True story: I’ve always wanted to play a scifi-noir game as Garrus.

The “news” section was one of the most hilarious parts of the show, and it was a damn shame that BBC America[*] generally cut it to get the show short enough for US commercials. Which is why I was happy when it appeared uncut on Hulu (and, to be honest, the reason why I started subscribing to Hulu).

for $20k you could probably get a few dozen people to recreate tubgirl with the shake.

“But apart from that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?”

Her?

“ALL I SEE NOW IS GOATSE!!!"