tree to tree you say.....

Signing up for Bing Rewards (which you should do anyway), gets you a free month of Xbox LIVE. No-brainer. [Bing]

Hellboy's character in 5 panels:

I agree. They should start building the Cathedral Terra instead.

The Blues Brothers is a great example of some wildly over-the-top, unrealistic driving that's great, and because the rest of the movie is charming, engaging, and fun, it's just a good time.

Why is she obligated to be nice? She has no idea who this guy is that is throwing himself at her feet. It's the equivalent of getting an email from a Nigerian Prince who wants you to help get money from your long lost uncle.

Why is anyone surprised to see Gannon looking dark and serious with Link and Zelda nearby?

So they finally found something in the game that never crashes?

Good job.

You run out of mana and decide, f*** it, time to use the talking sword. The sword tells you "Finally! Thought you was gonna p***y out on me. Aight son, hold me tight... no homo... and jam me into that b***h like Gears of War style, n***a, holla!"

You've been chosen to represent your country at the Winter Olympics in Sochi. But first, you have to take a hellacious dump. Choice: Do you flush the toilet paper? (go to page 2) Or: Do you place the toilet paper in the bin? (go to page 3)

Major props for doing that in the snow.

The Brave inspired photoshoot has been done a lot, this is one of the more awesome Brave inspired photoshoots though.

I did one myself at the behest of a photographer (I have the long, curly and crazy red hair) in frozen rain and it was hard as hell, muddy and cold... so feels…

Beautiful.

Something I apparently inherited from my dad without realizing it is a tendency to address the family pets with a lot of barely-rhymed gibberish. Had a golden retriever named Tucker that led to a lot of unfortunate stanzas.

Is it everything you imagined, Owen?

When you're getting worked up over people voicing dislike for the show, you shouldn't really accuse other people of being over-sensitive ◔_◔

I think I spotted a beaver.

I always feel I'm supposed to pick this option when it is offered because it seems it is calling to me.

I got a ton of shit for my former gamertag,(and after 10 years with it lost it for being 'offensive') but at least I still have it as a steam id and ps name

It's a good thing he wore the mask or he would have spent the entire time on the floor walking around taking photos with people...