Exactly what I wanted but he’s more respectful than I, because I would have destroyed those kids with fastballs and sliders all day.

Lot of the reason a lot of Detroit reporters won’t attribute Moss has to deal with how unreliable he is, regardless of his massive chode status.

I never liked you much Greg. But now that I know you’re from Maryland it all makes sense.

I'll hand it to you, Greg. You've taken being a whiny bitch to the point that it's an art.

I find it funny that his employer pays him to write these types of articles that are exactly like the corny and over-the-top articles this site dissects and makes fun of.

Welcome to Deadspin. A sports website where the writers don't much like sports.

I stopped reading after, “I don’t much like football.”

Yes. I don’t understand why after all the Simmons bashing articles deadspin has written they take the sympathetic view when he’s finally fired. I expected deadspin to be dancing and rubbing it in on Simmons.

"I'm just here to say things are fine"

It wouldn't be a Deadspin article if you didn't have to go through the comments to get the correct version of the story. And the author's admission of fault.

I'm sure this will Qwell all the drama.

The Avengers is, in absolutely no way, a great film. It is entertaining, with an elementary plot and great special effects. Nothing more.

Marshawn's mom is pretty tough from behind a keyboard, but reporters know they'll never have to face Sunshine in Seattle.

Probably a farticle floating around in that recycled air.

"You did it, dad! You got us a ball! Now take off those ridiculous sunglasses."

The only reason the framerate thing was ever a debate for this game was because of the poor choice of words by the developer.

But what's so great about older games? The fact that kids these days don't like them probably just proves you only still like them due to nostalgia. Modern games are way better.

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