Shouldn’t it be ‘Ralph Wrecks the Internet’?

“we still don’t understand why our nearest neighbor is a toxic hellscape” Well I think we can assume that the Venusians elected Trump.

Woops, missed that.

Judging by the power cord plugged into the wall behind it though it is located in Europe somewhere

At least it’s not an immigrant robot, though.

Oh man, as a web designer, you have no idea how many times I’ve needed that perfect “nurse frightened by cucumber” stock image, but couldn’t deliver. Thanks for sharing!

Breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth (SLOWLY) and tell the nurse you’re freaking out, and request a butterfly needle.

Another fucking robot taking a job away from Americans..

This college has actually been a hidden gem. South Louisiana tends to turn its nose up at anything in north Louisiana, but this small university has been chugging along despite being virtually ignored and a frequent target for cuts. There is a thriving academic community in Monroe, mostly based around ULM. It’s not…

Why be smart for life when you can be an OK athlete for a decade?

does this college have a track record for this sort of fishy behavior?

What’s a university for again? Is it for teaching people how to run?
Asking for a friend.

How about this: since the ampersand is just a ligature of the letters e and t, you can also write “&c.”

Sure, the fact that Jumanji is now a video game is weird

“Aren’t I terrible,” she said, “for causing grief to someone who has done so much to please me? Is it his fault that he’s ugly and lacks intelligence? He is kind. That’s worth more than anything else. Why haven’t I wanted to marry him? I would be more happy with him than my sisters are with their husbands. It is…

Thanks so much. :) I’m glad you liked it.

“I always knew you’d change the world.”