Right. But in the interest of ensuring that nobody is misled, I’ve changed the headline from “The Witcher’s Author Says He Doesn’t Get One Cent From The Games’ Success” to “The Witcher’s Author Says He Screwed Himself Out Of Profiting Off The Games.”

Considering Sapkowski’s disdain for the games, and previous comments, the headline seems a little misleading. He got paid upfront, and even demanded a lump sum instead of being cut in on the backend.

This isn’t someone being screwed over, this is someone being shortsighted and pigheaded.

Han Solo’s Greatest Hits: A Star Wars Story

reading this you can also map out Trump’s speech patterns

I would like to remind everyone that this is not censorship and that Playtonic as a private business has the right to express itself as they see fit. If they do not wish to include voice work by a controversial figure in their video game that is well within their right. Jon’s free speech was not violated in any way…

I was not impressed with with character creation system at all, but I did manage to make a character that I think actually looks pretty great and am excited to explore the galaxy playing as.

My rider came out pretty decent. he has a double chin... which is a bit too real for me, but whatevs.

He’s a spy alright, a Jedi spy!

To most Americans, sushi is either the raw fish, or the raw fish on rice. They don’t know that sushi is rice marinated in vinegar.

Dying a Virgin should be nothing new to Gizmodo readers.

Wait wait wait wait what?

Is that not what it is?

Hot take Boris. Don’t forget to kill moose and squirrel!

But he didn’t. And if he had, he likely would have had a good reason instead of a transparent pretext.

it’s the sugar that will make you hungry soon after it spikes your insulin

18g of protein for 420 calories is not much “bang for your buck.” There are definitely higher protein to calorie ratio foods/supplements that will keep you full without the added sugar/carbs.

Sailor moon also taught me that Tuexedos were cool and that I should one day wear them everywhere just cuz.


fantastic cosplay.

*Sees picture

We should disconnect our cameras to avoid burglers disconnecting our cameras?

If you’re using an iPad mini or an iPhone SE, you get “Three Way Bestiality Midget Porn”; larger devices get “Three Way Bestiality Porn” as you would expect. I hope that this clears up this issue for you.