First: It’s “hear, hear!”, not “here, here!” This is used to express agreement, and acknowledgement of goodwill towards the speaker. 

In the words of Dot Warner of the Animaniacs: Isn’t technology keen?

Just a heads-up: I work for Pastimes.

Bravo! Bravo! Encore!

From between beginning 2014 to mid-2016 I worked for a Chinese medicine doctor. No, really. She was this tiny little Mexican-American lady in her late 50s. She went to college at 14, spent a few years as a bartender, became the very first woman in her county to be a concrete inspector, fell off a building and wound up…

okay, okay, I know he detracts from the thing -

I find it fascinating when parents are like YOU’LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING UNLESS YOU DO WHAT WE THINK IS BEST.

...if it were possible to downvote, you’d be downvoted to oblivion.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SELL THEM TO MY STORE - I know a lot of kids would LOVE to have an official Addison Russel-signed Pokemon card!

I DID WHEN I FIRST GOT MY HONDA FIT...in January 2015...

I remember that episode. That shit was terrifying.

My brother is autistic. He’s 27. He knows he’s different, he knows he has a seizure disorder, he knows he’s not quite capable of what others are.

Wonderfully put.

I read “Spicy Facts” and I immediately think of like spicy tuna/salmon maki - things I would rather stay away from. I’ll just take my tuna/salmon nigiri, thanks, without the “spicy” crap.

Personally, though I’ve been waiting for Apple to do this since FOREVER, I’ve actually grown quite fond of f.lux, and I like that it has SO many options.

While I’ve tried playing Persona games (just couldn’t get into them, personally) I LOVE THE ART!!!

So...I’m gonna go out on a limb and tell you, Madeleine, that you are not crazy, and I believe there are dozens of us. DOZENS!

One of my 3 jobs (yes, 3) is retail at a store that primarily sells MtG cards.

“Flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep...”

The Cubs are welcome at my store just outside of Chicago ANYTIME, but especially on Monday nights - Pokemon night!