Stupidest joke of all time. What did Thomas Edison say when his light bulb lit up for the first time? Hello? Hello?

The difference between an introvert and an extrovert? The introvert looks at his/her shoes while speaking, the extrovert looks at your shoes when talking.

For the very simplest orange ice crush....2 cups of OJ, 1 cup milk, 1 cup sugar and about 6 tablespoons of lemon juice. Just mix all together & freeze. The lemon juice ends up being about 2/3 of those small, plastic lemons that now are ubiquitous in food markets. Absolute best, simple summer recipe. Quality of the OJ…