tenearthimps
Ten Earth Imps
tenearthimps

They caused a head injury to a deaf, partially blind teenager with a brainstem tumor. GOOD JOB, ASSHOLES.

“Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation.”

It’s like the law was specifically written to fuck with people who have to abort because of problems with the fetus. Because that’s already such a pleasant experience, why wouldn’t you want some nosy asshole sharing it with you?

Periods for Pence worked!!!

Fuck this guy. It is NOT compassionate to require someone to either bury or cremate. YOU DO NOT GET TO PICK HOW PEOPLE GRIEVE OR MOVE ON.

Yep, leave it to a “Mr. Niceguy” to not understand that using rape as a metaphor (for a negotiated trade deal, no less) is dismissive to victims of sexual assault, and to call Joanna “Rapekopf.”

Can you imagine how awful it would be to work as one of his media wranglers? They can take away his phone and try to get him on script all they like but he is an angry toddler, he will eventually act out somehow. An entitled, insecure narcissist’s rage can not be contained.

Well they took away his twitter account, when do you think they’ll force him to go teleprompter for every speech?

Rape doesn’t have several meanings. It means to sexual violate someone. To equate it to a trade deal is offensive and inaccurate.

Everybody’s probably got one of these stories.

I just told my husband about this article by saying “You know that bus from the guy with the bear?” I’m on my way.

man my mil loves directions like this.

Yes! And “That thing we ate. What was that thing? At the... we went there in the old car!”

Familial love means being able to answer the question, “You know, that place we went with the thing?”

Sometimes it’s dads. Mine once asked something about, “What’s-her-name, the other one, and her husband.”

Do all moms go through a special training for phrasing questions as vague as possible?

To be fair: she totally could do exactly what he did, with the exact same result.

Counter point : we need to stop rescuing those people.

I tried to explain this to my sister when she spent 30 minutes telling me how profound this book was and how it changed her life and she could totally do what he did and just leave everything behind to go into the wild. Pretty sure she didn’t finish the book before saying all that. Also, she is the person who made us

“What was the name of that movie I hated about the total idiot?”