I'm so happy! Good internets!

BREAKING NEWS! He resigned! I clicked on the Salon link, then was reading the comments. In the comments, someone had a link to a change.org petition to remove him. So I clicked on that to sign it to get rid of this sorry sorry excuse for a person, and at the bottom it said he had resigned. Here's the link to the…

Before we start throwing the ticker tape, it's worth pointing out that this still falls short of the reforms proposed by Sen. Gillibrand. Despite the language of accountability, commanders will still have a say in how these cases are handled. How many officers have spent years being socialized into a culture of…

Well, McCaskill. I only voted for you because Todd Akin made himself so unbelievably dickable and horrible, but I am glad to see that I clearly made the right choice while in a blind rage. Thanks, senator. And thanks to all your friends.

She's incredibly talented, but belief in Scientology and awesomeness are mutually exclusive, IMO.

Above Rico, next to Piz. Yup.

Goodnight black stars,
Goodnight dive bars,
Goodnight Rust,
Goodnight drug busts,
Goodnight Marty,
Goodnight watch parties,
Goodnight LeDoux,
Goodnight, "True,"
Please have ladies in season 2.

Hoping this doesn't come off as flaming... The headdress is a sacred symbol. Assuming you're American, you probably wouldn't want someone wearing a Purple Heart because it looks cool. It is a symbol of sacrifice and honor. So is the headdress.

I dunno, I think if I ever saw a girl's underwear sticking out and the words VAG BAG prominently displayed in huge block letters I'd be a fan because either she is clearly hilarious or clearly hilarious people shop for her.

Seriously. I saw $25 bucks and laughed the hearty laugh of a woman who has to spend $200 each time her bra-size changes just to have 4-5 options

Ask me how much my bras cost.

Reason #876 everyone should be a gay man.

Rape isn't about sex. He didn't rape these women to get laid, he raped them to feel powerful, he raped them to put them in their place, he raped them because he likes to make women vulnerable and take advantage of them.

Dog murderer? That's so early aughts. Try "DUI Manslaughter perpetrator who only does 30 days in County Jail, then plays in the NFL again after a yearlong suspension."

Nonononono, see, in the NFL, you can totally be a rapist, drug dealer, drug abuser, domestic abuser, hell, even a dog murderer, that's fine, but if you do something like support marriage equality or are openly gay, then WHOA buddy, you are a distraction, and need to be cut.

Whew, this is just about sexual abuse and the NFL. I thought there was a real problem, like maybe he was openly gay or something...

Color me surprised; she's a fame-whoring idiot, so obviously she's going to love RH.

Jesus, Paglia's turning into Peggy Noonan.

Ah, yes, Paglia...and her verbose faux-feminist trolling.