She did. She's using a remote trigger, as can be seen in the photos.

+1000. Olivia needs a man worthy of her.

You get credit for remembering the line and using properly it in (hilarious) context, which is just as cool as making it up up yourself, IMHO.

"She knew every word to every song and there was a glisten in her eye as she watched Chris perform."

I totally accepted that you maybe had two heads. Although I figured your friend must be really strange if she could accept that you had two already but balked at you growing a third in front of her.

But if you watch it with the sound off and make up your own dialog, you can see a really cool movie with both Erika Christensen and dogs. Mine is going to be about how dogs have saved the universe by building magic space lasers to fix global warming and provide food and shelter for all the humans. Erika Christensen is…

Bunheads: oh, so worth it. *sheds tears at its demise.*

WITNESS: the Occupy movement, which operated by consensus and ended up collapsing under the weight of it's own process, for the most part. I know the conventional wisdom is that weather and the police state did them in, but the inability to make progress due to the method of operation had a big hand in it.

Lithium has all sorts of drug interactions with commonly prescribed drugs including *lithium itself*. It does sound like he's suggesting a really small dose, but still...

1) She didn't "slap him and then he punched her" so immediately your premise is off. Here's what actually happened between Ray Rice and Janay Palmer:

I wish we would spend less time holding women's feet to the fire on feminist issues and spend a LOT more time holding men's feet to the fire instead. Mindy Kaling is an extremely progressive writer & producer who tackles lots of issues (despite her perception that she doesn't cover political stuff) and is one of a…

Chihuahua / Shih Tzu mix. He was a neighborhood accident between two neighbor dogs that weren't fixed, but I firmly believe in shelter dogs, not breeding. I've seen Chihuahua / Shih Tzu mix at local shelters quite a bit through Petfinder.com

I know - "World's Cutest" is a stiff competition, and I freely acknowledge there are other contenders for the title. But this is the one that snuggles with me every night and gives me puppy kisses, so I *might* be a bit biased. :)

Every single day I look at him and marvel about how cute he is! And he's the most well-behaved dog I've ever met. Never gets in trouble, and is always loving and good-natured. I'm the luckiest human in the world.

Baby photos:

More evidence:

Pullleeease. The world's cutest dog owns ME, and is worth eleventy hundred billion dollars.

And the differences are so much more rigid than they were 40 years ago! I had a cowboy hat and toy guns the same as my older brother. He had a baby doll and played mommy and house with me. We both had stuffed animals and toy soldiers and lincoln logs and books. He played with my Barbies. He didn't have his own, but he…

Apparently, everything is a crime worthy of bodily injury or death these days. Jesus.

He wishes he were Beyoncé, too.