Three-year-old Allison Williams:

I totally want to kiss her face. With her permission, of course... So cute. This is my new desktop image.

Oh, that's it. I'm making school gym shirts of all of these. "Betty Friedan High School for Evolved Youth" "Gloria Steinem counseling and liberation center" and "The Fish Without Bicycles club"

God damn she is brave. I really admire what she's doing.

I think that was the joke. At least, I hope that was the joke.

Harden up how? Critiquing the embedded prejudices of the past and outlining how we expect people to handle describing news about us today is how we create positive change. I thought Kat's analysis was objective and fair.

Nah, you can't have too many. I have six in various sizes and colors. They do amazing things nowadays. Technology.

My Dad used to call us "Rasputin" when we were being squirrelly. When I got older and found out who Rasputin was... geez Dad. That's kinda creepy.

I absolutely love the color of that suit, especially on him. Haters can hate. I give it a thumbs up.

Well that's okay if that's true. I watched both videos and it didn't say that, and the link on the first video to Uproxx makes the same point - they thought it was ice water as well.

But try taking brown rice and then frying it up to make fried rice. Far superior than white fried rice.

Who the fuck dumps ice water on their little kid, though? What the fuck. The parents need to apologize to their kid first. Way to give a little kid hypothermia, assholes. Dump water on your own damn head for a charity thing. Jesus.

But why are we bumping that guy out of the grays by bothering to ansswer, and not reporting him instead? That's a pretty clearly troll question.

Noted! I like to make sure my friends have room to self-identify. :)

Oh, good lord, my wife. I should record some of the stuff she says when her alarm goes off. I don't use an alarm - my body wakes me up at the same time every day, thankyouverymuch - but she does, even though she doesn't need one because she's unemployed. When it goes off, she proceeds to ignore it for 5 minutes or so…

I think it's safe to say that had this person not used the asshole device on someone else's seat, no one would have thrown water in his face. The gender of the two people is fairly irrelevant, but the actions of the first person precipitated the actions of the second. Without the first person's actions, the second…

I'm in. ;)

Can I be your trans guy white friend? I've always wanted to meet people at undisclosed locations and dispose of things we never talk about later, but we are still cool.

I'm trying! I have 4 black friends, although I think my biracial friend might want her own category. I have to ask her what her preferences are. :)

Especially since Aaron Paul seemed to (inadvertently?) deliver backhanded compliments to the other nominees in his (drunk?) acceptance speech. Maybe he was just nervous, but at least try to make sure your acknowledgements of your fellow nominees come out as effusive praise.