I dated someone for over six months before I learned that they had dissociative identity disorder - which I only learned when they dissociated in front of me. So yeah - You are spot on here. It's the huge secrets that we don't learn until much later in the game.

It's funny that as the episode aired, Mia Farrow did that exact same thing over twitter - "Nooo!" with Lena Dunham tagged in the tweet. And Lena responded, because of course you would respond to Mia Farrow.

Nope. Just... nope.

Is there a line to punch Scott Disick? I'd like to take a number for it, please.

But, but... if women don't go to the parties, how will the boys avoid feeling like homos?

I agree that genetic policing isn't a good idea, but it seems to be the suggestion of the article itself. I just wanted to drag them down the whole logical train of thought to show why it's stupid.

Yeah, that's why I want to know percentages. I have native items directly from my great grandmother. Am I allowed to wear them? I'm a blue-eyed blonde. Can I wear them without braiding my hair? Can I braid my hair as long as it's blonde?

So, braided hair, feathers, necklace - not okay in combination? But any of those items individually, maybe okay? There really aren't that many elements of Native American dress here. I don't know stuff specifically about William's ethnic background, but I'm certainly part Native American, and I appear to be more white…

Reaction to finding out your husband is in bed with another guy - put the kettle on. How British. "Hmmm. I'm going to need some tea to sort this out."

Not sure why anyone would want to, except out of complete creative laziness. You could give your character any one of a dozen more original, entertaining motivations.

Thank you for that recommendation - just purchased the trilogy.

What? I didn't say I would make it negative. Good gravy. Reading comprehension really is a rarity.

Awww. That's too bad Mia took that down. That's pretty funny.

Word. Don't diss Joan Watson. You might end up on the "Joan Watson Doing Things" tumblr. http://joanwatsondoingthings.tumblr.com/

This is how gay I am. Never would have noticed if it hadn't been pointed out. I don't see snakes in the woods either.

That is the silliest thing. Now I have to worry about the ankles of people I don't even know. This will wake me up a night for no good reason.

Lunchcoma has racist origins? I'm so confused.

Oh, please. It's not like these are state secrets. I can come up with my own version, I'd just like it to be reasonably entertaining and in the correct spirit of the event. And flattering to the school. One way or another, it will get written, it's just a question of whether I do it in a positive way, or someone else…

It's good to have standards. :)

Wait - you know how to do animated tattoos? Damn, I want one.