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It’s also interesting to see that their marketing department is apparently deeply involved in guerrilla social media outreach.

You’re just now finding out about Pluto TV? It’s been around for a while and has continued to grow. It’s especially funny because one of the channels is run by your sister sites The Onion and AV Club.

Dive bars are made, not born.

There’s nothing douchier than a bar aggressively trying to be a dive. You know it sells PBR for like $12 a can. This place looks like the set of a Kid Rock video.

I wish people would stop insinuating that Jennifer Aniston is anything other than thrilled she has eschewed every dumb man she had every dated/married.

I previously was on the fence, but I read that tweet, sighed, and said out loud to no one, “I hate him.”

That’s exactly why his bar is based on the try-hardiest “I don’t try hard” corner of Hell Square.

Am I the only one who thinks Justin Theroux is the try hardiest person to ever try hard?  I get that he is attractive but its like he’s always trying so hard to be cool that it makes me bleh. 

“I also theorize that people who grossly read in the bathroom buy this shit”

There’s nothing like silencing someone like giving them a book deal. 

We know his own father won’t be reading it unless it’s one page or less in length. 

“Look Dad! I did a book thing just like you! I got man face hair in the picture! Look! Looooook! My suuuuper hot girlfriend thinks I’m real smart, too! Not a genius like you, of course, but smart! Dad! Dad! Hey Dad...could you autograph a copy of my book for me?! I love you Dad! Dad?....dad?....sigh....ok seeya later

Seriously, who are the expected readers of this book? Who - even amongst right-wing book readers - cares enough about his musings to pay good money and dedicate however many hours to reading this?

Just because Michelle has money and designers doesn’t mean she wasn’t involved in choosing what she wore or who made those pieces, which is where her influence comes in and her taste shows. Melania, I’m sure, has designers and tailors and is still dressed like an embarrassment

As treatment for melanoma is considered medically necessary by the Federal Bureau of Prisons, as a taxpayer I commend her fashion sense.

Laverne Cox

I just think Jarvanka would find that particular group of online lowlifes to be beneath them; not worthy of their time. Mr and Mrs Kushner prefer highbrow lowlifes like MBS and Wendy Deng.

This event was probably a step too far for any of the Kushners to attend. Which might explain why Jr, who theoretically is not involved with any White House activities, was there nonetheless. (Trump Sr can’t do anything without some family present).

There’s been a lot of talk about extra “context” and with this documentary people making Michelle Carter, the woman who got all of 15 months for this... to be the victim. Here’s why I don’t care to watch this documentary and have zero sympathy for her. I’ll let Michelle Carter’s actual words to a suicidal person do