The teleprompter is clearly behind the plexiglass and did not get rained on. Dude can’t even lie well. 

Funny how he talked about Obama using teleprompters as something very bad and low IQ type need.  Yet it he uses them all the time, just like those before him.  

Before the Bowling Green Massacre, but after planting the flag on Mar-a-Lago.

His excuse for the airport gaffe is classic Trumplethinskin:

He also promised beautiful new Sherman Tanks*

Was this before or after the Bowling Green Massacre?

We should all be grateful for George Washington’s courageous seige of Newark Airport! A lot of people don’t know about that battle. But he ended up being a very weak president - only wanted two terms. Sad. For that matter, Benedict Arnold was treated very unfairly; NO COLLUSION!

“... only Republican donors got to see them.... there’s no such thing as a free tank.”

Beware, humans.

Gotta be better than Chump.

Best hotel pool story: Arguably the courtesan of the century, Pamela Digby Churchill Hayward Harriman (with a Rothschild and an Agnelli along the way) was US ambassador to France from 1993 -97. While in that post, she swam in the swimming pool in the Ritz Hotel in Paris every morning (and it was closed to others for…

ME TO!

My favorite Elvis was Michael St. Gerard (Link in the original “Hairspray”) who starred in the 1990 tv series “Elvis.” https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0820544/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm

The definitive Elvis movie has already been made. The TV Movie, Elvis and Me from 1988. I was obsessed with that movie, I recorded it and watched it over and over again. Nothing will beat it. They should just re-release it and call it a day.

All the traveling is undoubtedly exacerbating his symptoms: Ivanka being velcroed to his meaty hip seems to indicate he needs a minder at all times.

So her dementia is getting as bad as his?

My conspiracy theory is that Trump’s dementia was worsening, necessitating Ivanka’s presence at the G20 summit and has something to do with Pence’s return today. But Ivanka also thinks she’s an ally of the democratic nations and would be welcomed there.

Mother found out there was an unaccompanied stewardess* on Air Force Two and called the plane back.

I was 50 years old when I decided to face my anxiety and get my license. I went through three different schools that said they specialized in nervous adult learners but really would say anything to get tuition money. I was humiliated, told I would never get my license and that, yes, I was the worst driver they ever…