It is my understanding that you can only be called “Princess First Name” if you were born a princess, like Princess Eugenie and Princess Beatrice. Otherwise, you are “HRH Princess Your Husband’s Name.” Like Sarah Ferguson—she was a duchess, as Meghan will be. But her children will be princes and princesses.

One of my 10th graders walked into my room this morning, beaming. “We’re gonna have a Black princess, y’all!”

Indeed. I feel like my heart grew two sizes.

He’s not gonna get an invite, then he’ll tweet peevishly that he had “other important things” to do that day. Like the stupid child he is.

IKR?? Thank you for the concise report on the Daily Fail’s passive aggressive particulars (so I don’t have to actually read it). You do good work.

I hope, oh I really hope he keeps up with these little petty actions. It brings me such joy and it’s exactly what the disgusting trumps deserve. By the way, trump is a northern way of saying fart, so. We will always have that.

Never forget:

That would be even better! Make it happen universe!

This’ll never happen, but I’d love it if Tiffany got one. Sure it’s easy to write off that entire family, but it’s a deeper wound to invite the one daughter Trump doesn’t care for. That’d really get the temper tantrum going.

I’m LOVING this news, and she seems like she will be such a great humanitarian and actively working with charities etc..

Oh I hope she does not get one.

Plus Donald Trump publicly perved on not one but two women in that family. No, he doesn’t merit an invite, but I see Ivanka and Jared being thirsty for one.

I’m the biggest anti-monarchist ever, AND I’ve never gotten round to being married - it seems SO WRONG that I’m the most excited in this room. It’s like no-one cares about the engagement of two people they have never met or ever will meet... (I am so looking forward to the fashion parade, Meghan being tons more…

Ugh! Come on, people! Where is your sense of wonder and awe at the beauty that is love? And not just ANY love, but partially royal, partially American, partially divorcée, partially red-headed love?!?!?!

I’m trying to get my office all excited but as we’re unlikely to get an extra bank holiday for fifth in line to the throne, they don’t seem that interested. Pff!

I JUST CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT HARRY AND MEGHAN BUT NO ONE IS UP. GET UP. DON’T YOU HAVE SPECIAL ALARMS FOR THIS SORT OF THING???

(CNN) - Britain’s Prince Harry and American actor Meghan Markle are engaged, according to a statement from Kensington Palace. The wedding will take place in spring 2018.

It has just been announced

Because that’s the normal, sensible way to write the dirtbag. You don’t notice “normal”, only “weird” or “annoying”

Omg! This made me way too happy. Yay, Whitney! This weekend’s Dirt Bags were a lot easier to track than previous weekends’, and I didn’t realize why until just now. :)