Hey guys!

I don’t come bearing good news tonight Jezzies.

Chris is like the Ronseal of celebs, he does exactly what it says on the tin.

I hope Ivanka is as desperate for celebrity approval as I think she is. I’m certain it kills Trump that he is not in favour at all with Hollywood (at least not publicly anyway, I’m looking at you Pratt*) and especially in comparison with Obama.

But guys it’s not like Ivanka has any real power. It’s not as if she’s acting as part of the Regime while appearing at major summits, business luncheons, Cabinet meetings, Press events, and State visits.

I’m hoping that Uma’s delay is her preparing - talking to lawyers, PR people, Hollywood elite, etc. to construct the most eviscerating, damaging takedown of Weinstein we have ever seen.

How do you know they haven’t contacted Cyntoia? I highly doubt Kim would announce such an action without talking to her, thereby running the risk of announcing potential legal action and then have Cyntoia saying, “No, thanks.”

It kills me to say this, but me too.

I watched an HBO doc called Mommy Dead and Dearest. It was about young woman named Gypsy Rose Blanchard who convinced her mentally ill boyfriend to kill her mother. Gypsy’s mother had Munchausens by proxy. Gypsy’s mother drugged her, made her get multiple unnecessary surgeries, forced her to spend her entire life in a…

Debra Messing: America’s favorite fence walker

I like Kim Kardashian a little more every day.

Holy shit, Trump’s face if Kaepernick got the cover...

I’m a lapsed Catholic so the “signs from heaven” thing always gives me the eyeballs, but several years ago at a concert, it came close. We were doing several choral pieces for Christmas, including the Magnificat, when some guy from the cathedral’s homeless shelter wandered into the church, looking for a seat. The…

Emily Ratajkowski is so damn Thirsty that *I* want to drink a glass of water just looking at that picture.

I am 14 years too old

In the afterglow of Thanksgiving, I’d like to take a moment to be thankful...Dear Lord, I’m thankful that social media did not exist when I was that age. I’m thankful that I never got herpes or a DUI or even a bad tattoo. I’m not sure how I managed that, but thank you forever and ever. Amen.

Talk to me when it’s discovered she colluded with the Russian government. Amirite Kush and Donny, Jr.?

I kinda really dislike Gwen Stefani, and she’s really harshing my holiday season. I feel like NBC is just shoving her down my throat.