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Trump is in Vietnam? I guess the bone spurs cleared up from whichever foot they were totally in (he can’t remember [even though he has one of the all-time great memories *holy shit is this really life, please someone wake me up*])

“They’re coming to get you, Barbara.”

I’m curious. At any point, was there a dim warning light going off in your skull saying, a) this is the most obvious, hackish, unfunny joke in the world, and b) accusing someone of being too ugly to harass is the fastest way to declare yourself human garbage?

I have seen Seth perform live at the Kennedy Center with the NSO Pops and he is an amazingly talented singer. No studio magic going on with that voice.

I can’t look at Bublé without thinking of the great “Hamm and Bubbly” sketch on SNL.

He really is a fabulous singer. I go back and forth on him - is humor can be annoying and offensive, yet he comes across as charming in interviews - but the singing is great. And yes, “My Way” from “Sing” was outstanding.

Seth MacFarlane has surprisingly great pipes. He’s released jazz standards albums and on the movie “Sing” his character is obnoxious but gives an outstanding rendition of “My Way”. What I’m saying is, he won’t be the worst voice on that album *cough*Gwencan’tsing*cough. 

What a completely unfounded and mean-spirited comment! What could possibly have given you the impression that Blake Shelton isn’t very bright? Sure, he may not have written the lyrics, “I’ll hang the pictures, you hang the stars/You pick the paint, I’ll pick a guitar/Sing you a song out there with the crickets and the

Probably the earliest clear example of a movie using the celebrity status of its voice cast in marketing would be Gay Purr-ee; even if Judy Garland was no longer in her prime, she was still Judy Garland, and Robert Goulet was definitely still at his peak. Other movies, like The Jungle Book and The Rescuers, exploited

He publicly said a closeted person was gay. Yes, he outed her.

Well he also wants to be a casual farmer at the same time. You know those typical laid back jobs of farming and running a restaurant. Oh god do you think he wants to start a lifestyle brand?

Anybody who thinks running a restaurant is an easy life has clearly never been in one as anything other than a customer. Food service is among the most time-suckingly brutal of industries. You’re never away from the job.

I’ve never really understood why animated movies hire high-priced actors to voice the parts. I mean, if they’re looking for a certain voice, they could even audition until they found someone to do a passable imitation, and 99.x% of the audience wouldn’t GAF.

So let me get this straight, he admitted he did something wrong and was disgusted by his own behavior. He did himself no favors by admitting things, only is trying to speed the process along so he can be rehabilitated in the public’s eye. He admitted guilt because he is guilty, knows it and is hoping the court of

I’m pretty sure they can have the lines re-recorded by just about anyone without kids thinking “But what happened to Louis C.K?” This is probably the least complicated issue for studios.

The dog will now be voiced by Christopher Plummer.

Right? This excuse would maybe possibly work if her mother wasn’t Gloria Allred.

Excited threats are usually the most effective threats of all! How was she to know that they would fail her this time—she being a simple country lawyer, innocent of heart and entirely new to the world of media and fame?

Was it clouded judgement when you were peddling your dossier on Rose McGowan’s sexual history to Ronan Farrow?

Sure, it was excitement that clouded her judgment, and not greed. Must have been why she felt comfortable saying this to Ronan Farrow: