Missing the point.

I don't want to be "that guy" in a theater so much that I just turn my phone off when the previews start.

Ahem, Morla, the Ancient One.

A. Greed.

There's enough "mind-bendy" aspects to the story (particularly towards the end) that, as a child, I would have glossed over as not-interesting.

Why would anyone pack a Fleshlight for a backpacking trip?

If you loved the movie, I HIGHLY recommend picking up the book sometime...as much as I love the movie, the book would be one of my "you're on a deserted island" books.

Yes and no. The creators have already said WHAT is actually happening in the movie (time travel, alternate realities, etc).

You'll get a lot of work at datacenters with that ability.

Just think of all those brave astronauts on the ISS who see the planet wink out underneath them just as all lights and air cut out.

Oh gods...it's not enough to reboot it, but to reboot it, castrate it, then hang it out on a pole for all to mock and laugh at...

The "breaks" occur during the EXTREMELY long end credits.

Really? I love what Peter Jackson did with the movies, but if you've ever tried to do a marathon of all three EXTENDED versions of the movies and DIDN'T fall asleep at some point, you just aren't human.

Oh my gods, "being soaked in apple juice"...there's a joke/metaphor/marketing campaign in there somewhere...

Sadly, I suspected that was the case.

That would be Hollywood.

I feel stupid that I wasn't seeing it that way.

Shit, I'd watch that!!

That was horrifying.

I beg to differ. My somewhat dated Xoom (Tegra2) just zips along on barebones Jellybean.