I have designed an apparatus.

Too soon.

Challenge accepted.

No, you're absolutely right.

I'm guessing several hundred million times the speed of light at the speed we were moving between galaxies, but that is really just an off the cuff estimate with no science behind it.

So much space...it's criminal what my apartment complex charges me a month for my infinitesimal small portion of it.

You never know...a fully loaded magazine could have spawned into existence and fallen into the weapon, causing the safety to switch off and the rifle to start discharging rounds into a randomly passing puppy!!!

Agreed. An all-day outing is something completely different. I don't even consider that a date, more an "event".

Do whales dream of swimming sheep?

Do whales dream of swimming sheep?

Do whales dream of swimming sheep?

Do whales dream of swimming sheep?

I love how that picture weirds me out. Sky isn't supposed to be that color...

Pretty sure anything with "Kardashian" in the title still wins out for dumbest pants-on-head-retarded use of a video camera...

Fertilizer.

DAFUQ????

It's a good thing it wasn't ME that was being lowered to Mars.

Just a small correction, Gmail DOES allow ActiveSync connections to their servers.

This movie is going to be a hit in Beijing.

I've been doing nearly this same thing for two years now.