The irony, of course, is that if Trump or any of his like-minded followers were also randomly stopped and frisked, they’d lose their goddamned minds. They’d be screaming about the Founding Fathers and the “police state” in no time.

Well, because, society needs to be protected from the scourge of women’s nipples, but they need to be REAL women’s nipples, not like those fake paste-on nipples that trans women think they’re fooling the world with. They’re probably trying to fake real nipples so they can get into bathrooms and harass women, and…

It does amuse me that both Stein and Johnson spent months agitating for high-level coverage, yet the first time either did serious interviews, it went something like, “How would you deal with ISIS?” “Um, twelventy banana? Also, vaccines are death.”

Why not just make make the term a counter term. “Sidedic” or something...

Oh so that’s what happened when they left the attic.

Yeah, way to blindside a dude with tabloidy bullshit, CNN. George looked genuinely saddened to hear the news. I didn’t find that hilarious at all.

Oh my god will you people shut the fuck up and give it a rest? “Insufferable?” They make minor headlines about 2-3 times a year. If you truly find them insufferable, it’s because you clicked the link looking for a reason to parade the giant stick stuck up your ass.

I’m with you. The Leftovers is fantastic. Besides being an interesting look into grief and the way we cope, last season’s turn into Twin Peaks territory has turned it into my favorite series. Let Justin Theroux douche on if that’s what he is as long as that series continues.

I wanted to like it, but I couldn’t. Weirdly beautiful shows are kinda my jam. There were definitely moments that I initially loved. But last season was the turning point for me where I realized that yes, I would finish this series, but that I would do so while ridiculing it aloud and rolling my eyes hard.

Please take that back about Justin Theroux!

I liked The Iron Giant & Horrible Bosses.

Was it the little alien thing that did it? I love Prometheus but that almost made me celibate. I still picture it to this day.

I’m pretty sure she would have set him on fire if he touched one of those kids innapropriately.

why are you discussing politics with your coworkers.

For what it is worth, Jordan in Tulsa is one of a handful of police chiefs nationwide (Acevedo in Austin is an even better example) who have made conspicuous efforts to be respectful to minority communities during times when a lot of other departments have doubled down on the racist, adversarial bullshit.

If it’s any consolation, at least we can’t make easy analogies to the collapse of the Roman Empire . . . mostly because our shitty schooling didn’t give us the same sort of grounding in ancient history it did for the period where we became a world empire. Sort of how the Roman histories were super-fuzzy before the…

FUCKING WEEPING ON A FRIDAY NIGHT I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY YOU BROKE ME FUCK EVERYTHING

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.