And then the little aside “[inaudible] this is crazy!” at the end...who was he talking to? Hope Hicks? Did he even have anyone in the room who could explain what was going on? Why didn’t one of his advisors stop him midway through the call, mute Turnbull and explain the situation to him? Why let him embarrass himself…

I worked closely with a group of very religious men who are not allowed to touch women. My boss put me on the project because I was qualified and also because he knew it would be extremely disarming (pun!) for these guys to have to deal with me day-to-day. And it was super awkward at first but over time, they came to…

What I don’t get about these ladies is that they are literally forcing men into their bathrooms with this transphobia.

This is some spoiled rich kid shit.

I can’t remember where I read it but someone posited the question “If Trump announced on Twitter that there had been an attack on a US navel base by North Korea...would you believe him?”

My mom snored her whole life and finally last year went to a sleep study and got a CPAP (she calls it her Dream Machine) and dude, she is so much happier. Many problems she didn’t realize were connected to her sleep changed within a few weeks - she lost weight, her hair started growing thicker, she can even read…

To Sleepless in Hell -

Wait, you’re surprised Quentin “I Can Say the N-Word Whenever I Want Because of Reasons” Tarantino didn’t warn his brother, Eli “Women Exist Primarily to be Raped or Murdered” Roth, that he might be making an insensitive movie? Neither of these dudes has the self-awareness of a peeled peach. I would bet good money…

What did your parents say? Did they believe you?

YES. It’s infuriating. Just last week I got the classic: “Do you even know who owns your precious New York Times? Well go look it up and then you’ll understand who is really pulling the strings.” The condescending tone was so unbearable I can’t even describe it.

All their packaging has biblical references printed on them, kind of like Dr. Bronners but more subtle.

Was this one in yesterday’s roundup?

BUT ALSO WTF IS WITH THE PURPLE MOOD LIGHTING

OMG, I LOVE ANGELYNE. I lived on Sunset Blvd. for a few years and sighting her pink corvette cruising up the strip with her manicured hand waving out the window was always delightful. I don’t care where she comes from; she’s like the cat-guy or the weird inscriptions on the INN-N-OUT cups. She made herself into an…

I don’t get why he has to punch down so hard! Those jokes aren’t even really jokes, they’re just observations about people who exist and how much he doesn’t like them. Chappelle is at his most hilarious when telling a joke that comes from his personal experience (the 4 times I met OJ) or doing impressions of pop…

Or the voting commission, or the dismantling of the EPA or the disaster brewing in the state department, or Sessions’ asset forfeiture policy....the list goes on.

I watched it with my bisexual sister who married a dude last year and she was wrecked by it, but in such a good way. Because maybe she’ll have a ladylove later in life, or maybe not, whatever, it was just so beautiful to see that particular struggle onscreen and portrayed with compassion and grace. And not for laughs…

Well I know one guy who’s pretty happy about this move. Mike “Mulan Scares Me” Pence.