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Does anyone know much about ferns? I lost a huge shade tree from my yard last fall; I was so sad to see it go and even sadder that my whole shady forest of ferns probably won’t thrive this year under full sun. They’ve started to come up now and I want to save some but I don’t know much about them.

Probably, but only if you stuck with your embrybro’s

And Sun Country! I mean, I know it’s a Minnesotan airline so limited routes but they are the friendliest crew in the skies. You betcha.

If Sean Spicer was an airline attendant. Can we get Melissa McCarthy doing this skit next week please?

True story, her parents live in Trump tower with her too so she’s basically supporting her whole family by being in this marriage. The whole clan would be kicked to the curb if she put a manicured toe out of line so I can see why she stays put.

I went to a meet-up for women in local politics and met a Slovenian woman who was running for a school board seat. She’s been a citizen for 15 years and has managed to build a MASSIVE community of Slovenian women in this small Minnesota suburb. She was brought over first, as a mail-order bride and she managed to

Can you imagine being in an Egyptian prison and THIS IS THE AMERICA YOU COME BACK TO?! I don’t blame her for being excited to be home, anyone would be and it’s not like she can tell the Trumps to go fuck themselves because who knows...they might just send her straight back if she does.

“People want to envision themselves like him, or married to him.”

This is a GOOD RANT. You keep on ranting, ladyfriend.

Don’t let these flaccid old turtles take what is ours. We ARE this party, they can flash their decaying unity badges all they want but at the end of the day, we have to get out there and support our women and POC and LGBTQ candidates and show these turds the fucking door. This is a last gasp of the empire of dick (to

My 84 year old very catholic, very pro-choice (who knew you could be both?) Grandmother burst into tears when we heard that. Since she was a teenager, she has supported a woman’s right to choose and advocated for it strongly inside her church. She even started a book club to try and help other Catholics see why being

The 20 week ban is a slippery-slope approach to abortion. 20 weeks is an arbitrary cut-off date. The concept being that a fetus is alive, or ‘viable’ after 20 weeks but that’s truly an opinion, not a fact. The idea that the fetus gains autonomous rights on one particular day is just utter nonsense - and it all stems

You should listen to the This American Life episode this week. It all about Putin and his super suspicious rise to power. While this shooting is no where near as crazy as the pre-Chechnyan War apartment bombings, it does make a person very wary of conveniently timed terror attacks. Especially when they stand to

Seriously. My sister is a new mom who’s husband travels a lot for work and honestly, I don’t know if she could get through it all without an occasional late night toke. She has so much responsibility and is coping super well but she can’t drink for health reasons so I’m just really grateful there is a chill,

I think one of the other major problems is where that white-girl pot (in illegal states) is actually coming from. Like sure, you may have a chill hookup who never makes you feel like you’re doing anything wrong but somebody is putting their ass on the line for that weed. Legit growers don’t have much incentive to sell

Soooo....I guess we’re not getting that charming Easter egg-roll photo op we were all hoping for.

Hollins was acting strange and started yelling “I need my mom,”

Also, the argument my very conservative relatives use is that executive orders like this one are *really* about ‘reducing government spending’, not specifically punishing anyone. Somehow they think (they really think) that by denying contraceptive care for women and men, by making AIDS tests harder to get, by making

I agree completely, let people eat what they want to eat. But sometimes, when faced with a person with clearly incompatible tastes, you just have to trust your gut.  

I was on a date once where the dude ordered his steak well done and then demanded ketchup to dunk each chunk in.