I imagine she has two clawfuls of stress balls locked in her steely grip while she does those interviews. It’s the only way she could keep herself from just busting out laughing at her own petard.

I doubt Ivanka’s ever spoken to Tiffany unless she was in public and forced to. I can’t see her giving her father’s anchor baby the blessing of her attention, not even to belittle her.

You forgot about the ham.

Try saying “Happy Hanukah” and watch those same people’s faces twist into a rictus of offense.

AND THEY POOPED ON EVERYTHING. 

I have an old friend, a very handsome (think Aryan Wünderkind) dude who grew up very wealthy and is now a hedgefund/lawyer/finance whatever the fuck. He’s incredibly articulate and passionate in his support for Trump, and gleeful when Democrats beg him to make sense of it all.

Oh, don’t worry friend! I appreciate you, stars or no stars.

I grew up in Kalispell, was there for about 3-4 years as a kid. It’s absolutely the most beautiful place on earth...unless you look at the people. Some fun childhood memories that pretty well sum up the mentality there:

I read The Dust the Falls From Dreams by Louis de Berniéres last month and I loved it. It’s charming, sweeping and sad at parts but the overall feeling you get as you float through it is one of grace, humor, bravery and love.

There’s been hundreds of names floated for this terrible man, the best ones have been thought of here at Jez. But President Circus Peanut is the first one that I think can really stick. It’s not just the goofy, gross, puffy image that is called to mind, it’s also a reference to the bizarre ridiculousness we are living…

Lab Girl and A Gentleman from Moscow were two of my favorites this year!

There’s one piece that’s been nagging at me for weeks. It’s this goddamn snake in the grass. We see you, Jill. We see you, determinedly undermining any chance to further challenge the hacking of this election because you “looked into it”. We’ll remember all that money you raised, we’ll remember that it is, for the…

God, I wanted Angie Craig to win so badly. I saw her speak and met her and she really is an inspiring person. I couldn’t vote for her because I’m not in her district but I donated to her campaign and wish I’d done more. So depressing all around.

Do they have an opinion on the Malheur refuge occupation? Maybe you can create a little compare & contrast quiz of quotes from Dave Archambault III vs. Ammon Bundy. Here’s a sample question to get you started!

My mom is there right now, I’ll bet it’s CRAZY. I’ll update with stories when she checks in.

What’s crazy is that we’ve been here before. During WWII, in order to drum up support for joining the war, lots of hollywood producers, writers and actors were convinced (or bullied) into creating pro-Russian propaganda. But then, just a few years later, the blacklist McCarthy era picked up full swing and those same…

It’ll be fine. We got this guy Not Sure.

I still have an old bwoongg in my kitchen and a shelf of vhs tapes next to the cereal. My friends love to come over and drink wine, make gnocchi and watch Willow or Now & Then.

It’s shocking and evil. Did you read The Round House? It’s such a beautiful story that tackles exactly this.