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That’s kinda my story too. It’s such a horrible instinct (and warped logic) some men have; if they feel you may be interested in someone else, they need to rape you to make you to stay. And in my case, it actually worked for a while. He shook the core of my agency and made me feel like I deserved it - thankfully

If she loses it will ruin all of our careers because Trump has promised to dismantle the FDA and EPA so most of us will be poisoned by either food or air, which is fine because Russia will be invading shortly after anyway. 

Yes! And Hillary turning to the camera during the debate and reassuring our allies that we are, indeed, still their allies...that was the most beautiful moment of presidential poise. It’s all a big joke to Trump, threatening to nuke other countries is just a series of buzzwords. Clinton, Obama, and Bush as well,

I have a friend who has an uncanny ability to know the exact phrase that will get under a person’s skin and stay there for the rest of their life. It’s like a super power! Self conscious about having had a stutter in highschool? Somehow she would know. Talk yourself into wearing a shirt even though you worry it

ya, that fringe dress is LUSH. Also the styling in the second video, 1930's chic gets a sweatpant update and I’m digging it so deep.

Of course it does, I totally understand that weight. For me, I knew it was very wrong the moment he pushed past my ‘no’ and held me down but after, I genuinely tried to forget it. I wanted to believe we were happy and that he was a good man, it just didn’t gel with my perception of him that he would intentionally hurt

This reminds me of that episode of Downton Abbey where they open up the house to tourists for a day. Though they are the ones giving the tour, no one in the upstairs family knows squat about the art, architecture or history of the house. There’s some utterly brilliant silent acting from the downstairs staff as they

You are not alone. Did you watch Mad Men? There’s a scene where Joan introduces her fiancé to her boss/ex and the guy feels emasculated. He then gets her alone in an office and rapes her. After, he pretends like nothing happened and forces her to go to dinner with a smile on her face.

I keep seeing variations of: well maybe now she’ll give up the spotlight! / if you post your every move, what do you expect to happen? / she shouldn’t have been traveling with such expensive jewelry / probably made up details (or the whole thing) for attention.

It’s SO INSANE that this is the person running against the first woman candidate. It’s like Barack Obama running against David Duke! Just imagining past elections...Romney is obviously a binder full of sexism, but he’s not a publicly sociopathic sexual deviant. John McCain, The Georges Bush, any of the other primary

“Facts have a liberal bias!” - Colbert

Happy Schadenfreud Sunday!

It’s going to be so funny when we are old ladies and “Tiffany” is a retro name that cool parents think is cool.

I feel like this is all very well planned. Remember a few months ago, we saw that DNC ‘hacked’ opposition research on Trump that contained virtually no new information? My theory then was that it was an intentional leak with the sole purpose of giving him a false sense of security.

What gets me is that he sees the law as something to get around. Because sure! Listen to the lawyers when they are giving you the cheat code. But actually following the law (or reading the constitution - pretty sure he never took Mr. Kahn up on that one), is for suckers. If someone is telling you how to get away with

mmm, I’m not seeing it...too much evidence of a soul for a true resemblance.

I’m not surprised he comes across as sane in private. Did anyone else listen to that episode of This American Life where the reporter meets with a big Ted Cruz donor who’s forcing himself to meet with Trump? In the run up to the meeting, the guy is truly repulsed by everything about the T-bag but then he meets with

HA. Can you imagine? Dream dick-withering front row: Rosie, Alicia, Chelsea, Marla, Ivanna, Megyn, Cher, and right in the middle, Michelle Obama giving him her classic Bohner-scolding-side-eye:

wow. that was like eating a whole bag of hot cheetos - something I know is bad and most of the time they make me feel sick. But every once in a while...you get that perfect hot cheeto moment, where all the guilty pleasure stars align and you just have to live in it.

ah, of course you are right but...at least there’s progress? I know Trump’s run is evidence of the virulent racism in this country, and in many ways is a backlash against Obama. But things are changing! We are talking about race every day, and through those conversations, exposing the racists and declaring their